Thursday, July 10, 2008

The best thing ever to come from global warming research

Okay, so not everythign about global warming sucks. This article talks about how cows fart methane constantly and how horrible a global warming gas it is. So they are trapping cow farts and burps to learn more about them.

Bla bla bla. What I want to know, is there some way we can weaponize this? I'm not sure if it should be used for fire bombing or just stinking people out. But dammit, there has to be some way we can benefit from cows running around with giant pink bags of farts on their backs!

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